bagpipe bodyguard
The first side is a zip up hoodie with another hoodie sewed on it for dexterity. The other side is a pull over hoodie. You can fit many people in this garment and you can look like many people in this garment.

boxer
A bleach fought a better fight than the black. A heavy weight champion. The reverse tye-dye is like selling FUBU in PacSun. It's so political its just a hoodie with awesome patterns. Fight with yourself for an opinion about anything.

dead moldy bride
It's better to be a good lookin corpse than...ok look, its silk and its victorian with a sincere and youthful button up the back that screams child corset. Subtract some goth and you have wednesday addamns on LSD with a healthy sex drive.

death beds
Vanitas: all the passion, glory and worldy things life offers come to an end: but posessions will outlive you and act as a referent for you like a chalk outline around a murder victim. They say: i was here, this was MINE. If that isn't classy, the red velvet is, what a status symbol, decor is the new facelift. Wear you insides or just lean on them. They are immortalized, standardizations of a twelve year old boy.

fun bags
These are poly-silk transferred pillows of breast and butts. They measure 8" by 12".

disco tubes
Cactus prints on jersey cotton/lycra mix make this number a organza bonanza. The sheer overlay can be removed for the serious aerobic tip and re-instituted to harden your party gaze. All around do not think, just dance.